Saw this on a postcard today. I think this will be amusing to anyone with a dog.
Dog’s Schedule:
5:35 am – Wet-nose the sleeping owner
5:55 am – Pee on the world
6:30 am – Make poopy
6:31 am – Smell poopy
6:32 am – Seriously think about eating poopy
7:00 am – Eat some creepy bug instead
8:00 am – Throw up the pieces of said bug on the carpet
9:00 am – Find a couch. Sleep for 17 hours. Repeat.
